About Anime Ninja War Tycoon:
I was thinking about writing a serious review for this, but I have no clue how to actually do it, with this game… What we have here is basically a cheap phone app in which you click (tap) the screen to make your character, the ninja, jump. The ninja moves on its own and the challenge comes from how the stages are set up. Sometimes, you change gravity instead of jumping, sometimes you switch positions from the top of the platform to the bottom, sometimes the stage is rotating, affecting your jumps. There aren’t a lot of stages either (36 in total). But then you notice something. There are 2638 in this game! What. Yeah, there are a total of 36 achievements for each of the levels, and two for the two kinds of ways you can die. The rest are all emojis, flags and whatever else there was that you unlock when you start the game. After the 14 minutes of actual gameplay (that is, beating all the stages) are over, all you have to do is leave the game running and you get all the achievements. There is also a mute music button in the main menu, clearly indicating that this was never intended to be a game, but just a joke. Now, if the game was actually fun, I could forgive both the joke and the length. But such a simple, crudely made excuse of a game cannot receive such blessings.
