About Survive And Kill The Killers In Area 51:
The main menu got a chuckle, with “potato” listed as one of the graphics options. It went downhill from there, as I was asked repeatedly if I really wanted to start a new game, and had to click that I was “f’ing sure” (spelled out completely). I didn’t find this to be funny.Then, I was treated to an intro in which the main story character was, one day, looking for panties on the ground. Yes, panties. But instead he found cheese, and then the Vikings, Pirates and some other group I clicked past came to take the cheese, Fine, I knew going in the game was silly. But silly and vulgar, and not a clever vulgar, but booger and toilet and your momma so fat jokes vulgar, isn’t really a good mix. So, I got into the game, and it starts on a ship docked in a harbor. The entire scene looked straight out of the opening of The Elder Scrolls: Redguard, except with cartoony graphics. I thought that was pretty neat. I opened my inventory, which gives you the impression is stored inside a barrel that you’ve plopped over your head. Okay, curved walled inventory, I get it. I equipped my club, and was told to go smash a bush for some tutorial reason.I really don’t know how to gauge this game, cause it feels like everything is on purpose, like it’s suppose to make me angry, suppose to hurt my eyes, and has a bad story on purpose. This game however would be funny for streaming.
